User:PhoebeCaulfield16

Hey all! I'm Phoebe Caulfield, crazy as they come, and I've set up this Wiki to create a world for my upcoming series of novels about the First Wizarding War, and more specifically, the lives of the Marauders.

As this is my profile, I'm going to use it and abuse it to throw random information about me at you.

'''I'm a GCSE student from London. '''I'm taking Drama, History, Class Civ, French, English and all three Sciences. I hate French with a passion, but it was either that or Spanish; I'm really not a language person. I' love horses, and am getting a new one pretty soon! I am a massive fangirl of Monty Python, Fry And Laurie, Blackadder and Fawlty Towers. We Brits may have rubbish leaders and crappy athletes, but dammit, we can make people laugh! ''I love Oasis! Liam Gallagher, if by the slightest, most impossible chance, you read Harry Potter fanfiction, get your head out of your arse and kiss and make up with your brother! Britain needs your tunes! Oasis! Oasis! Oasis! Sorry, got carried away there. I' have an unhealthy obsession with Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman books. The Marauders are epic. How can you not love a gang that turned into animals to make their werewolf best mate feel better? 'I hate Twilight'. I'm not a fan of NextGeneration, but I love Luna/Rolf. I love forties film-noir, and especially Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. I love the Sex Pistols, The Jam, The Stranglers, The Clash and pretty much any punk band related to that period. My penname comes from Holden Caulfield's little sister in Catcher In The Rye, one of my favorite books. 'I ship Draco/Ginny to the end of the earth'. I have a massive crush on James Dean, which is kind of scary, given that he's fifty-five years dead. '''I am a proud Brit! Sure, we don't have a Barack Obama or a Michael Phelps, but we gave the world some of its best music!''' Live Forever is my anthem! '''I am absolutely bloody retarded with computers. '''

I've prattled on long enough. So I'll tell you a bit (or a lot) about the novels set in my Marauder universe, which is tentatively titled Marauders Arc. In this world, I am planning to cover all the events and characters that occurred in the Wizarding world from 1977 to 1981,In chronological order, these are;

Goodbye, Good Riddance And Good Luck; A prequel to Never Mind The Bolloocks, Here's The Marauders, set the summer before they enter seventh-year.

Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Marauders; Named after the legendary Sex Pistols album (Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols).

Danse Macabre; Set in the universe, but starring Regulus Black's short life as a Death Eater.

Be warned; This is very dark, probably the darkest thing in the whole series. It also involves scenes of quite a distressing nature.

The Phoenix Files; A series of adventure-mystery novels

My Fanfiction.net account; Phoebe Caulfield 16 - FanFiction.Net

My LiveJournal account; Phoebe Caulfield's Library

I post on my FF.net quite irregularly, mainly because I'm one of those people who likes to write the entire novel before posting it online, and when it's done, shove it on to the website in about two days. I'm weird like that.

My LiveJournal is taking a while to get into swing, but it's set to be mostly devoted to fiction and fanfiction. I muse about my works, post some essays on how to write fanfiction, and do some long critiques on some of the more well known fics within the fandom.